Humor is always better received in person than written in a forum. Too much is lost in the process.
Anyone wanting free cat fur is welcome to brush my kitties for as much as you can use. The tortoise shell cats produce an interesting dark gray/brown mix. I already have a large jar of perfect Adams gray, rabbit fur from the mini lop bunnies we had 30 years ago. A pint of fur is a lifetime supply for an amateur.
Editorial warning: Our four cats were once feral kittens visiting our front porch. We brought them inside while they were still young enough to domesticate. Once inside, we've kept them inside. We also trapped their completely feral mother and had her spayed and vaccinated. Some veterinarians will neuter feral cats free of charge (
trap and neuter programs). While trap and neuter isn't a perfect solution, at least sterile cats don't produce more cats.
Tom